We need your one-liners!!!
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Hi fellas!
I'm working on my clubs web site and would like you help! I need some of your best one-liners and tags to add to our web pages. Stuff like "He who dies with the most toys wins" works well.
I'm adding different "tags" to each page and will have a humor section dedicated to the best of the best RC sayings, comments, one-liners, etc. It'll be fun. I'll also be sure to credit you guys in the page as well.
Take a look at our site if you get the opportunity! We need your funnies stuff!
[link=http://www.riversiderc.com]RAMS Club[/link]
Thanks,
CS Webmaster
I'm working on my clubs web site and would like you help! I need some of your best one-liners and tags to add to our web pages. Stuff like "He who dies with the most toys wins" works well.
I'm adding different "tags" to each page and will have a humor section dedicated to the best of the best RC sayings, comments, one-liners, etc. It'll be fun. I'll also be sure to credit you guys in the page as well.
Take a look at our site if you get the opportunity! We need your funnies stuff!
[link=http://www.riversiderc.com]RAMS Club[/link]
Thanks,
CS Webmaster
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OK I'll start. Worked with an old southerner, a true hillbilly in the best sense of the word. He had a million sayings. Four of my favorites and unfortunately three contain a profanity.
"So cheap he wouldn't pay a nickel to see Christ walk on water"(every club has one of these guys)
"Redder than a spanked babies *****" (embarrassed)
"Well I'll be a green eyed doodle bug dipped in *****"(never understood that one but it always made me laugh)
"Shakin' like a dog *****tin' a log chain waitin' on the hook" (speaks for itself)
"So cheap he wouldn't pay a nickel to see Christ walk on water"(every club has one of these guys)
"Redder than a spanked babies *****" (embarrassed)
"Well I'll be a green eyed doodle bug dipped in *****"(never understood that one but it always made me laugh)
"Shakin' like a dog *****tin' a log chain waitin' on the hook" (speaks for itself)
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still on the green side of the grass
don't take any wooden nickles
don't take any oregano
are you lookin at me?
did i do that?
did i say that out loud?
why is there air?
show me the way to go home
nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
that's going to leave a mark
hey! watch this!
don't take any wooden nickles
don't take any oregano
are you lookin at me?
did i do that?
did i say that out loud?
why is there air?
show me the way to go home
nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
that's going to leave a mark
hey! watch this!
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I am the fixer of things that i broke while fixing them
crashes are really cool..... if it someonelses money.
there is a problem when there is more duct tape than r/c
dousing nitro on a fire is not a good idea...
why did that happen?..... oh forgot to turn the controller on...AGAIN!
blue smoke.... never a good thing.
a new r/c car $280, a gallon of nitro $20, reapairs 10$, injuring your friend with the car, pricless.
i would rather have a dunken monkey drive my car
broken r/c parts are a great modern decoration.
wait! i might need that!
nitro doesnt tast good, nor does it feel good in your eye.
you know why you cant? because your IQ needs to be above freezing.
breaks? who needs breaks?
you know something is wrong when you find parts via metal detector.
you are lucky That you didnt break that, i would fasion your face the same way.
my servos are made from 5 brands, why? because i like to make electronic freinkenstiens.
what are you talking about? i can to use zip ties as a sway bar.
a escort is like a cubical worker, they are dull, boring and they dont get anywhere fast in life.
that tree! it came out of nowhere and attacked my truck!
that thing is so stupid....... uh, where can i get one?
just because you have the most expencive model doesnt mean your any better, it just means that you are going to pay more when it breaks.
r/cs bring out the kid in you,... you throw a tantrum when it breaks and you blame it on everyone else.
r/cs are like girl friends, they are expencive, high maintnece and they break up on you all the time.
thats like 24 one liners.
crashes are really cool..... if it someonelses money.
there is a problem when there is more duct tape than r/c
dousing nitro on a fire is not a good idea...
why did that happen?..... oh forgot to turn the controller on...AGAIN!
blue smoke.... never a good thing.
a new r/c car $280, a gallon of nitro $20, reapairs 10$, injuring your friend with the car, pricless.
i would rather have a dunken monkey drive my car
broken r/c parts are a great modern decoration.
wait! i might need that!
nitro doesnt tast good, nor does it feel good in your eye.
you know why you cant? because your IQ needs to be above freezing.
breaks? who needs breaks?
you know something is wrong when you find parts via metal detector.
you are lucky That you didnt break that, i would fasion your face the same way.
my servos are made from 5 brands, why? because i like to make electronic freinkenstiens.
what are you talking about? i can to use zip ties as a sway bar.
a escort is like a cubical worker, they are dull, boring and they dont get anywhere fast in life.
that tree! it came out of nowhere and attacked my truck!
that thing is so stupid....... uh, where can i get one?
just because you have the most expencive model doesnt mean your any better, it just means that you are going to pay more when it breaks.
r/cs bring out the kid in you,... you throw a tantrum when it breaks and you blame it on everyone else.
r/cs are like girl friends, they are expencive, high maintnece and they break up on you all the time.
thats like 24 one liners.
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i didnt crash! i was just replicating a part i saw in a action movie.
something tells me you shouldnt fly today. why? because a F3 is coming our way.
its a sad day when you find out plains dont float on water.
if it was all about running into trees, you would be a pro.
its the most amazing thing seeing something that took a week to build getting destroyed in a single second.
you have to put this thing togather?!
your neighbors roof is not a landing strip.
keep the japanese Zero model away from WWII veterens, if you value your plain.
some plain related stuff too.
something tells me you shouldnt fly today. why? because a F3 is coming our way.
its a sad day when you find out plains dont float on water.
if it was all about running into trees, you would be a pro.
its the most amazing thing seeing something that took a week to build getting destroyed in a single second.
you have to put this thing togather?!
your neighbors roof is not a landing strip.
keep the japanese Zero model away from WWII veterens, if you value your plain.
some plain related stuff too.
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that guy ran out of here faster than a ethiopian chicken!
he is not right in the head!
could've stayed at home, and orderd a pizza.
he's soo stupid he sold his car for gas money!
in a marrage, it is very important to know EVERYTHING is your fault.
women; if they say nothing is wrong, you better belive something is wrong, if they say somethings wrong, something is REAL wrong.
in the buisness world there are two kinds of people; sharks and sheep. sharks are strong and visious and misunderstood like germany, and they dont look back because they dont have necks, necks are for sheep (futerama)
lets drink so we dont feel fealings anymore! (family guy)
everone is stupid except me. (simpsons)
some FOX quoats.
thats like 39 liners total.
he is not right in the head!
could've stayed at home, and orderd a pizza.
he's soo stupid he sold his car for gas money!
in a marrage, it is very important to know EVERYTHING is your fault.
women; if they say nothing is wrong, you better belive something is wrong, if they say somethings wrong, something is REAL wrong.
in the buisness world there are two kinds of people; sharks and sheep. sharks are strong and visious and misunderstood like germany, and they dont look back because they dont have necks, necks are for sheep (futerama)
lets drink so we dont feel fealings anymore! (family guy)
everone is stupid except me. (simpsons)
some FOX quoats.
thats like 39 liners total.