Bungee Jumping in Mexico
05-12-2002, 05:35 PM
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Bungee Jumping in Mexico
Bungee Jumping in Mexico
Joe and Moe are bungee-jumping one day. Joe says to Moe, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico."
Moe thinks this is a great idea. So the two pool their money and buy everything they'll need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.
Moe jumps first. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, Joe notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, Joe isn't able to catch him. He falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, Joe misses him. So Moe falls again and bounces back up.
The third time, he comes back pretty messed up; he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, the Joe finally catches him, and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"
Moe mumbles, "No, the cord was fine, but what the heck is a piħata?"
Joe and Moe are bungee-jumping one day. Joe says to Moe, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico."
Moe thinks this is a great idea. So the two pool their money and buy everything they'll need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.
They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.
Moe jumps first. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, Joe notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, Joe isn't able to catch him. He falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, Joe misses him. So Moe falls again and bounces back up.
The third time, he comes back pretty messed up; he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, the Joe finally catches him, and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"
Moe mumbles, "No, the cord was fine, but what the heck is a piħata?"
