Happy Birtday Tam
08-01-2006, 09:57 PM
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Happy Birtday Tam
Tam was busy getting a couple of kits ready to ship today when I called to wish him a Happy Birthday, he pauses for a minute and say's:
"Hey, I amose fogod....today it my birtay! Tanks for remime me.... now I go drink some green bottow after I ship out cutoma airpranes"
So from me to you Tam, Happy 12th Birthday buddy.
Dave
"Hey, I amose fogod....today it my birtay! Tanks for remime me.... now I go drink some green bottow after I ship out cutoma airpranes"
So from me to you Tam, Happy 12th Birthday buddy.
Dave
08-01-2006, 10:05 PM
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RE: Happy Birtday Tam
Tam - This is that age where you start getting hair in all kind of places and you start to become a real man. They call it the"teen" years or something like that. I hope you have the BEST 12th birthday EVER!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAM
(Love, your 9 year old brother) - Patrick 
08-01-2006, 10:55 PM
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RE: Happy Birtday Tam
Ahhh, now I know why he was so busy........trying to get out of the shop early for a little Green bottle party!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Tam!
Yeah, yeah, I know its the second but I figured you wouldn't be sober enough to read this until now anyway
BC
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Tam!
Yeah, yeah, I know its the second but I figured you wouldn't be sober enough to read this until now anyway
BC
08-01-2006, 11:19 PM
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RE: Happy Birtday Tam
Dave,
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it a "Tamlish" custom, that on the Saturday after a birthday, the birthdayee is REQUIRED to spend a day of relaxation and celebration at a distant location, among friends from far and wide who will for that one day speak only in his most exalted language, ply him with bottles of green Holy Water, sing his praises and forgive all HIS sins (well, at least most of them).[>:]Those committed in another country are exempt!
To violate this custom, I believe, is very bad JU JU!! Dave, it is incumbent upon you, as Master Translator, to cajole, corner, and if necessary kidnap the aforesaid Munchkin forthwith in order to present him for said celebration and protect his mortal soul!! I say again, VERY VERY BAD JU JU!
TAM For President!!
My Brother, I leave it in your most capable hands!
David S
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it a "Tamlish" custom, that on the Saturday after a birthday, the birthdayee is REQUIRED to spend a day of relaxation and celebration at a distant location, among friends from far and wide who will for that one day speak only in his most exalted language, ply him with bottles of green Holy Water, sing his praises and forgive all HIS sins (well, at least most of them).[>:]Those committed in another country are exempt!
To violate this custom, I believe, is very bad JU JU!! Dave, it is incumbent upon you, as Master Translator, to cajole, corner, and if necessary kidnap the aforesaid Munchkin forthwith in order to present him for said celebration and protect his mortal soul!! I say again, VERY VERY BAD JU JU!
TAM For President!!
My Brother, I leave it in your most capable hands!
David S
08-01-2006, 11:38 PM
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RE: Happy Birtday Tam
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Dave,
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it a "Tamlish" custom, that on the Saturday after a birthday, the birthdayee is REQUIRED to spend a day of relaxation and celebration at a distant location, among friends from far and wide who will for that one day speak only in his most exalted language, ply him with bottles of green Holy Water, sing his praises and forgive all HIS sins (well, at least most of them).[>:]Those committed in another country are exempt!
To violate this custom, I believe, is very bad JU JU!! Dave, it is incumbent upon you, as Master Translator, to cajole, corner, and if necessary kidnap the aforesaid Munchkin forthwith in order to present him for said celebration and protect his mortal soul!! I say again, VERY VERY BAD JU JU!
TAM For President!!
My Brother, I leave it in your most capable hands!
David S
Dave,
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it a "Tamlish" custom, that on the Saturday after a birthday, the birthdayee is REQUIRED to spend a day of relaxation and celebration at a distant location, among friends from far and wide who will for that one day speak only in his most exalted language, ply him with bottles of green Holy Water, sing his praises and forgive all HIS sins (well, at least most of them).[>:]Those committed in another country are exempt!
To violate this custom, I believe, is very bad JU JU!! Dave, it is incumbent upon you, as Master Translator, to cajole, corner, and if necessary kidnap the aforesaid Munchkin forthwith in order to present him for said celebration and protect his mortal soul!! I say again, VERY VERY BAD JU JU!
TAM For President!!
My Brother, I leave it in your most capable hands!
David S
JU JU translation to Tamglish: "Chinaman stick it to Daddy in dirty bottom"
Wait a minute, I think Thats Tams cousin's name.
No, thats what he says to Jimmy when he complains about the prices of Kero!
And thats also what he said when I asked him if he knew when my birthday was (its in June by the way)
I'll see what I can do.
Dave
08-02-2006, 12:27 AM
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Thanks guys.
Another year go by quick. You guys won't believe me that I only had one green bottle. No desire to celebrate. I got to catch up my works and china trip end of this month.
If you guys remember. Celebrate with me at Superman. I'll loosing up and get drunk.
Another year go by quick. You guys won't believe me that I only had one green bottle. No desire to celebrate. I got to catch up my works and china trip end of this month.
If you guys remember. Celebrate with me at Superman. I'll loosing up and get drunk.
08-02-2006, 12:50 AM
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RE: Happy Birtday Tam
Oh yeah.
This time my bottom hurt. But Daddy love u long time.
Talk about everything forsale. Monday I close 2 deal in 10 minutes.
Dave was there. I look at Dave.
Whom is your Daddy biacth? Dave said that I'm lucky to close 2 deal that easy.
I told Dave. Luck is never on my side. This is real saleman.....
This time my bottom hurt. But Daddy love u long time.
Talk about everything forsale. Monday I close 2 deal in 10 minutes.
Dave was there. I look at Dave.
Whom is your Daddy biacth? Dave said that I'm lucky to close 2 deal that easy.
I told Dave. Luck is never on my side. This is real saleman.....
08-02-2006, 01:10 AM
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Oh yeah.
This time my bottom hurt. But Daddy love u long time.
Talk about everything forsale. Monday I close 2 deal in 10 minutes.
Dave was there. I look at Dave.
Whom is your Daddy biacth? Dave said that I'm lucky to close 2 deal that easy.
I told Dave. Luck is never on my side. This is real saleman.....
Oh yeah.
This time my bottom hurt. But Daddy love u long time.
Talk about everything forsale. Monday I close 2 deal in 10 minutes.
Dave was there. I look at Dave.
Whom is your Daddy biacth? Dave said that I'm lucky to close 2 deal that easy.
I told Dave. Luck is never on my side. This is real saleman.....
